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Monday, January 17, 2011

Victoria who's last name shall not be named has some very unsettling news...

I have been greatly disappointed and by a burrito no less. How do these cruel things happen to me? I arrive home from a hard night at work only to find that no body in my family saved me dinner. Me being the optimistic gal that I am looked in the freezer and figured that a micorwave burrito would do. Now I am sitting here, two hours later, still disappointed by a BURRITO!!! You see, I used to absolutely adore burritos and I thought that the reaction would be the same and happiness would bubble up inside me after the first bite, alas no happiness bubbled. The bean and cheese burrito left me hurt, alone, angry, and STILL hungry. My best guesses are that ONE: Burritos are just not made the same anymore, or TWO: Maybe bean and cheese is not the right kind? But I find myself wondering, will I ever solve this burrito puzzle? Probably not. Now on to more important and slightly less dramatic information. Classes at the lovely university which I attend start again tomorrow. Because of this troubling tid bit, I had to pick up my books for this semester this morning. I was a little more than outraged to discover I paid ten dollars for a book that is no wider than my pinky. It is called Walking by Thoreau, look it up. It is seriously THE TINIEST book I have ever seen in my life. TEN EFFING DOLLARS. Could American college really rip off our generation of naive young adults ANY MORE? Just remembering my anger makes me want to stand on a table in the middle of a crowded room and scream on the top of my lungs. That might be a little too much fun though, don't you agree? I also succeeded in getting a whole one week FREE at a gym today! Well, really the credit goes all to my mother she truly does have a way with people that I may never acquire. We went to check out this gym because I am in dire need of a place to swim. Long story short I need to get my lifeguard license for this summer which is a strange thing to need you might think, but I have my reasons trust me. Anyways in order to not die whilst trying to get this certification, I must swim now. So I took my mother with me to check out this gym that has a pool and she talked the lady into not only giving me a week free , but giving one to her and my two sisters as well. It was awesome to say the least. Okay, interesting day, RIGHTTT?????

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Lemon juice, honey, hot tea, OH MY

While I sit here in this early morn wishing I was enjoying a cup of tea, I feel the need to clarify a few of my personal likes and dislikes. I like: orange sour patch kids, Nicole, Rachel, night hide and go seek, peanut butter, hot cocoa, hot tea but only when my barrista buddy makes it with honey and lemon juice, potato soup(s), cheesecake, snowmen, guys with accents, cody, my cat, wattpad, reading in general, my trifecta necklace, the colors red and purple, lake-in-wood campground, mixed soft serve ice cream, mgmt, the temper trap, the strokes, muse, the song what's my name, the beach, attractive boys, college life, SLEEPING (all the time), taco bell, glitter, Nicole's brother, chocolate milk, dancing waters body spray (get some), and my family. Keep in mind that's in no exact order, exactly...
Dislikes: Chicken noodle soup, chicken pot pie, any other gross soups, white milk, american cheese, that ugly kid who plays toby on pretty little liars, your face (just kidding), my dog (not kidding, she's a bitch), crying, showing emotion publicly, clingy girls, clingy boys, stupid kissy faces on the computer, not having my own laptop, premature balding, bad singers who think they are good, exercise (which is growing on me), being cold, being too hot, feeling left out, being lied to, Wendy's double cheeseburgers, low fat items, generic ketchup, bad cell phone reception, really ugly boys (I can handle them if they arnt't creepy), sharks, spiders, heights, and cody's girlfriend. ONCE AGAIN In no particular order..
Now that you know a little more about me, do any of you (NIK AND KRALL)  find it unusual that 95% of my likes were food. What do you like and dislike? Well I probably already know :cough: NIK AND KRALL :cough: Alright I'm done, goodbye all.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

I could be dying

Let me just start out by informing you all that this illness is really effing up my day to day life right now. I had to miss a second day of work which is terrible for many reasons that I will not get into. The worst part could be that I was so hopeful of my recovery this morning that I dragged myself from the couch to shower. Unfortunately the fates did not agree that it was time for me to be fully functional again because after a short shower I was overcome with exhaustion and calling off work yet again. As if it is not bad enough that I am sickly, my family physician would not even see me! Apparantly when you show symptoms of the flu (btw I had the flu shot which makes this all the more ridiculous) you are not allowed in his office for fear of contamination and all that nonsense. So he just called in an antibiotic z-pak dealio for me which also has me on edge. I mean how can a doctor just give me drugs without even looking at me! None-the-less I am currently taking antibiotics, ibuprophen, and mucinex, which just seems very unhealthy. This is also the first time I have moved from the couch aside from trivial activities such as peeing since about 9 this morning. That's more than twelve hours that I have been in a fever induced vegetative state. TELL ME WHY THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME. Please? But seriously I would like to be healthy again pronto. On to happier topics, was anyone aware of the Georgia Guidestones? I was watching the history channel while glued to the couch and heard about them today. Apparently someone has a fabulous sense of humor because these stones provide instructions on how to rebuild civilization after the anihilation of humanity (and in eight different languages to boot!). Just thought that was an interesting tid bit for the day. Cheerio!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia_Guidestones
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Monday, January 10, 2011

Newcomer to the ever growing world of bloggers

I never considered myself one for sharing my private thoughts. However today I find myself in an ill and weakened state that has possessed me to think, Hey who wouldn't want to know what I am thinking? So here I am on this blogger doohiggy makin' some internet magic out of my babbling. As for the aforementioned ill and weakened state, I am certainly not dying or anything like that although at times it feels like it. I have been cursed with a winter virus. Tis the season and all that joyous stuff. In between headaches, that I believe have caused serious brain malfunctioning, I found myself wondering what my life will amount to. I am eighteen years old, a college freshman, and full of "potential." However some poeple would argue that it doesn't mean shit because in a year we will all be toast. I try not to ponder  the demise of the human race often, but it does sometimes catch me unaware. Is there more I could be doing? Am I enjoying myself enough if the world really will be over in  such a short time? Are you living? That's the real question, are you living. Well that's enough deep and meaningful thought for the day, maybe even the week. Time to go enjoy a nice cup of soup and kick this cold's ass. Have a lovely week everyone. by the way watch this it will make you feel better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yvEYKRF5IA